Sape nk SAVING terbaek bile isi mnyak. meh sini meh sini !

Ni petua yang baru aku dapat dari petugas stesen minyak petronas msjd tanah.... 

masa2 tengah gawat dengan harga minyak naik melambung ni tentu korang nak isi minyak dengan harga yang dulu atau lagi murah dari dulu aku dengan supervisor minyak ni agak rapat la org kmpg la kate kan, so dia rasa aku org yang agak sesuai kot utk dia berikan tips mcm mana nak turunkan harga 1.80 sen kat pam minyak jadi 1.00 or suka ati korang la nak letak berapa sen... 

mula2 mmg aku tak percaya... tapi......

1. korang kena gi kaunter pam tu cakap nak isi penuh bagi le berapa pun... dengan mengatakan isi penuh jer korang boleh setting balik harga kat pam korang pilih tu... tak kira la pam 1 ke, pam 2 ker jgn pam angin atau NGV sudah la...

2. korang gi balik kat pam korang tu, dan jgn angkat nozel lagi.

3. kat pam tu kan ada dua punat2 utk nombor (bukan utk credit card tau) yang bawah pada screen liter tu... kira mcm nak isi manual nyer harga la

4. korang tekan 'clear' - utk resetkan harga yang kaunter minyak tu set tadi

5. then korang tekan enter - 3x

6. then korang tekan '0' , '0', '1', '0', '0' (1.00 sen seliter) atau korang tekan la berapa pun korang suka

7. pastu korang tekan enter - 3x sekali lagi

8. tekan butang clear - 2x

9. then korang tekan berapa puluh korang nak isi

10. tekan enter lepas dah masukkan nilai isian pastu... supervisor petrol pam akan jumpa korang

"woi apa ko buat ni... main tekan-tekan ni... xde keje lain ker...!!!!" 

so korang dengan muka selamba isi jer minyak dengan harga baru kerajaan RM 1.90 seliter...

HEHEHEHE aku pun terkena...

What was the happiest moment in your life?

lahir ke dunia. sonok giler kott..

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nah

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giloa bola tak ?pasukan mana ?luar negara or tempatan ?

giloa tu mnde ? haha. minat je la. xde la gile. ac milan ;)

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anda seorang yang kuat study ?

kuat bohh.. tp last minit ar. haha

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perkara paling SWEET duduk dengan member ?buat apa eh ?

yg plg sweet ? dudk mkn gule2 sesame mmbr kot. haha

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secara jujur, ape yang sebenarnye kite kejar kat dunia ni?

kalo yg sepatutnye xde ape pn nk kejar sebb nabi penah btau dunia ni ibarat bangkai kalo bg kt org.sape2 pn xnk. tp Allah suruh kite jdkn dunia ni sbgai tmpt berkebun. bwk bekalan utk akhirat nun. tp kalo utk nikmat2 keduniaan ni bg org yg beriman dunia ni ibarat penjara sebb xbyk bnde bleh wat sbenanye kalo nk bnding dgn syurga. hehee.. sbgai manusia biase kite pndai kire2kan. cube la bhgikan hidup kite kt dunia ni (eg, 60-80 thn) dibhgi dgn alam yg selame2nyer (infiniti)..dah tntu2 xde jwpn kn. saje bg jwpn pnjg2 utk ingtkn diri sndr. =D

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taken by whom ?

The Supreme Leader. King of all Kings. One and Only :)

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Korang ni jenis yg out spoken ke , main luah je ape yg nk diluah , atau just simpan dlm hati ? :)

men BLASAAHH ! haha. xde ar. tgk gak jenis org yg aku nk ckp tuh.

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Roommate atau Fast Five ? Pada sape2 x tau , ni tajuk wayang okeh . HAHA .

FAST FIVE argghhh !!! roomate cam ntah pape jek. hak3

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salunye korg study kol brape??brape jam??

errrr tah ar. tgk musim. :D

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korg suka x dgn org yg suka meniru ni??

er aku pn termasuk kot. so xbleh wat ape ar. hak3 xD

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Tutty Fruity or Baskin Robbins ? :D

err due2 nak sebb due2 xpenah rase. hak3 (pathetic rite ? i know..)

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kau suka domo? :P

suke suke suke suke suke ! xD

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Excited tak nak masuk UIA Kuantan nanti ?

xmsk kuantan lah ! haha

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What do you think, the best way to help a girl to wear a headcover?

other than dua' continuously to allah, approach n talk with hikmah. then u tawakal..well hidayah in allah's hand. dua' dun ever forget. insya allah. xD

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bak datang ar weh! lps soklan muet lps ni soklan midsem. bg soklan korg plak ! --{===> http://formspring.me/ayoy2be <===}--

pernah bagi harapan kat orang ?

pernah bg tp bkn hrpn utk bercintan cintun ar. haha

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cita cita sebenar nak jd apa. and skng kos yg amik mmg kene tak ?

aslnye nk jd saintis *ececeee*. skang amek engineering. mmg KENEE laa kaan.. haha

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wujudkah sebab untuk kita menipu?

yg psti xbleh diwujud2kn ar.. tp ye. wujud..

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Umur berape paling sesuai untuk kahwin ? HAHA

pergh.. soklan cepumass.haha.. kalo ade umur pnjg kawen ar. hak3 !

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buat duet dgn advertise jer ?

haa cite pasl duet sume nk bace en. cam cpaaatt je hati tu tergerak bile pasl duet. huhu..
mmg x dpt dinafikan la skang ni byk sgt bnde nk gunakan duet kan. lagi2 bile pasl barg best!
cite pasl barg best tu mcm2 laa.kalo gadgets tuh iphone, BB, ipad, serba serbi ade laa..
pasl clothing plak giordano, topshop, levis, paul smith, converse, aaahh mcm2 lagi kalo nk cite.
so kt sini ade la nk sebar2kn sket care2 nk wat duet tuh. xbyk tu dpt sikit pn okee la kan ?
kalo sket2 pn xreti wat cmne plak ttbe nk dpt byk2 plak kan ?? haa so ni ade la jln yg nk tnjk..

haa ni cth yg bleh tnjk kalo share kt fb. utk tweet pn bole tp maafin dong.. xde acc twitter plak. ;P
nk iklan utk blog bole.xde mslh pnyer..next entry mgkn akn ade la kot cth nyer okee.
so sape yg agk2 nk register klik sini lah. trus direct ke page utkk register tu. hehe.
hppy to see lah kalo u guys@gals participate skali yerr. ;D

joke ? maybe

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

• Forty-three (43) said yes,
• six (6) were undecided,
• and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Well, dihydrogen monoxide = H₂O = WATER !

think about dat ! hahaha..


This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny

pkai tudung je da tutp aurat ?

Bertudung Tidak Semestinya Menutup Aurat: Bertudung Tidak Semestinya Menutup Aurat (HOT !):

Baca ini dan fahami ini dahulu. utk renungan bersama tidak berniat utk mengajar tp dr sndr ini msh blaja2.hrp mklm

ape fav motivational quote yg slalu pkai ? heheee..

ape fav motivational quote yg slalu pkai ? heheee..

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ikut landasan ke?

stlh skian lame menyepi, ttbe rase nk tulis kmbali,
blog yg dibuat takut disalah erti, cume mnyatekan pendpt hati,
bkn nk cite mslh peribadi, ataupn jadual harian sndr,
salah dan silap harap dimaafi, kalo rajin aku update ari2.

peace yo! silap la.. assalamualaikum. ;D
msti ade yg pelik asl ttbe ade post dr shahir ni kn ?
maklum la sbgai student ni bz laen mcm sket.
tp slalu nye aku pnye slh sndr gak. ye la. time management xbetul.
xkn la slh kn org laen plak kan ? haha.
pape pn laen mase nnt la aku post pnjg2 cam selalu.
skang ni sbgai fresh start kite wat pendek2 je.
akn dtg baru cite la asl lame sgt senyap sblm ni..
tp wat sape2 yg pahm 'ucapan' kt ats tu da ckp xyah aku explain.
tp wat yg susah sket nk phm mkne tersirat lagi berselirat tuh
nnt bace la yg akn dtg ni. haha. roger n out ~

aritu bday dpt adiah ape ? ;D

aritu bday dpt adiah ape ? ;D

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